The girl who was seated here...she kind of...well, she smells really funny. Like fried chicken of Kentucky's. When she left the seat, she smiled with a big, huge mouth. Looked like she had one of those buttered corns I used to buy at Church's Chicken. Yup, her teet are yellow. I guess because she didn't brushed'em well. Actually, I saw a piece of bean jigglin' there. Like the cajun beans I like to eat in Popeye's.
Shit. Now I want to eat and have no idea where I can get non-spicy food.
I respect mexican's history and national heroes. I don't understand why they say that my stomach ache is Moctezuma's revenge. I don't get it.

FRANK. O. JONES